I need a holiday away from family.
Even if it’s just a couple of days locked up in a hotel with room service and a spa in the middle of nowhere.
No need to go abroad, just send me to the sticks.

“ What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction. ”

—    Chuck Palahniuk, Choke (via larmoyante)


I look different, reflected in your eyes. My proportions shift, and I become a different man.

I’d say your eyes were like a funhouse mirror, but that’s making you the perpetrator of the reflection, and I have to admit it’s my own construction, a narrative I’ve slowly built around you. Tied you…

Eep! I got my glasses today and they’re super cute….but I have to use them all the time.

Did I just get a little wet watching the new Jaguar advert?
I think I did.
I have my reasons…..

Anonymous: How do you feel about being called "daddy"? Do you like it or does it creep you out?


I’m not sure. I feel whatevs about it, but if I had a girl to call my own and she liked calling me ‘daddy’ sometimes I’ll probably get all S’CUTE about it.

Like “Daddy!” “HEEHEEHEEHHEHEH Yessss?”

Do girls like being called queen? I think I would like saying that “my queen!” “whattup my queen” “queen, you slayin me with that look” “Queen, SHUT YO FACE” lolok

Haha this is romance right here!!